On Friday night the lovely Jen and I headed up to Oklahoma City to grab a bite to eat, and settled on Saturn Grill. I got the Seared Caribbean Jerk Chicken Sandwich, and Jen got the Portabella Mushroom Sandwich.
I’ll cover what I feel they did right first. The portion sizes were about perfect, and the flat bread was a nice touch. I hate hate hate sandwiches that have too much bread (I’m looking at you, Cafe Plaid). The pickles on the side were scrumptious with a nice balance of sweet and spicy, though doubtfully a product of the restaurant.
While both were perfectly acceptable, they both had the vibe of having been delivered by Sysco, the proteins pre-cooked, and reheated in a microwave. The sauce in the Chicken Sandwich was Curry-lime mayo, which was definitely the highlight of this meal. The flavor was delici0us, and had the other ingredients had any flavor, I’m sure this would have complimented them well.They both could have used a little more salt as well. The side on both was potato salad, which was VERY full of overcooked potatoes and mayonnaise and only a few notches above what I would expect from the deli case at Homeland.
The deal-breaker for this experience for me was the environment. With it’s bright, primary colors and TV-screen menus it had all the kitsch of a McDonalds, and with the rope lights and housewares screwed to the wall it had all the finishing details of a 13-year-old’s bedroom. And it wasn’t very clean. There were cobwebs 5 feet from where I was eating and scuff marks on all of the fixtures.
All that being said, it still wasn’t terrible. It was just… meh. I feel like this is a common theme in restaurants, grocery stores, and to overstep my bounds, a lot of culture in this state. Because very few are doing outstanding things, nobody expects outstanding things. Because nobody expects them, mediocrity prevails.




